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When a pizza delivery guy brings a pizza pie to a delivery patron, an accident happens where he dropps the pizza all over the street pavement. Without missing a beat, the pizza delivery guy scoups up the fallen pizza, places it in a box & delivers the pie like the accident didn't even happen. Talk about getting some extra toppings on your pizza pie! Wow. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Trying to do a backflip in a high school gym, a rather fat kid tries to pull one off but fails. Check out what happens when he jumps down from a platform, only to humorously crash on the ground. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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If you\'re hankering after a movie that\'s all about pure action then FIGHT NIGHT delivers and introduces newcomer Rebecca Neuenswander to the ring. She hits hard and she\'s for real - check out this trailer for the UK DVD (out 13th July) to see what we mean! Optional if you have space: The winner of numerous international film awards FIGHT NIGHT tells the gripping story of a female prizefighter\'s experiences in the male-dominated world of illegal underground boxing. A brutal but invigorating film that explores the darker side of a world previously seen in films such as \
"Tarabisho" The Talking Chick, On educational program for Palestinian children Palestinian Television (Fatah) Oct 22, 2004 - If a boy comes in front of your house, where a tree is planted, and cuts it down, what would you do? - I have two trees in front of my house. What I'll do to him? I'll fight him and make a big riot, I'll call the whole world and make a riot. I'll bring AK-47's (assault rifle) and the whole world, I'll commit a massacre in front of the house.
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PA TV, Jan 21, 2003) He would always dream of Shahada, It was his first and last goal in life. I told him: Dear, we all want to be Shahids. He said: In this entire world, I can't think of anyone to marry. I don't think of any girls of this world to marry. I want to marry the Dark Eyed (Virgins or Maidens of Paradise) I said: If these are his thoughts I wish him Shahada.
Fathi Hamad, Member, Palestinian Legislative Council, Hamas Al-Aqsa TV (Hamas), Feb. 29, 2008 For the Palestinian people death became an industry, at which women excel and so do all people on this land: the elderly excel, the Jihad fighters excel, and the children excel. Accordingly, (Palestinians) created a human shield of women, children, the elderly and the Jihad fighters against the Zionist bombing machine, as if they were saying to the Zionist enemy: We desire Death, as you desire Life.
Bombs are more precious than children Hamas Children's Education (US Senate, Feb 8, 2007) Announcer: Hilary Clinton at a press conference with Palestinian Media Watch in the US Senate criticized Palestinian television and school books: Hilary Clinton: It must stop the propaganda to which Palestinian children are being exposed. Because it basically profoundly poisons the minds of these children. Announcer: Hamas uses its television station to indoctrinate Palestinian children to value violence, hatred and martyrdom. Subtitles: Violence Hatred Martyrdom Violence (Al Aqsa TV (Hamas) 2007) These are the acts of Martyrdom-Seekers Palestine one of its leaders is Ahmad Yassin (Hamas founder) Its children carry the knife. Its children carry machine guns. The land is filled with furious lions Hatred Announcer: Palestinian children are exposed on Hamas television to charming characters who poison them with hatred. Subtitles: [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) Feb 8, 2008] Why is your name Assud (lion) since you are a rabbit? A rabbit is (a term) for a bad person and a coward. And I, Assud, will finish off the Jews and eat them, Allah willing. [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) Feb 22, 2008] Did you see the West's attack against the Messenger (Muhammad)? We will all boycott Danish products We can fight them because they cursed Allah's Messenger. If they repeat it we will kill them, by Allah. I will bite them and eat them! Martyrdom Announcer: Children are encouraged to seek death as heroic martyrs for Allah. Subtitles: Machine-gun and Quran in our hands We've grown and so has the right in the eyes of the wronged We have come! We have come! The pure blood will produce honor and glory Indoctrination Announcer: Even in kindergarten children are indoctrinated to aspire to violence and martyrdom. Subtitles: [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) May 2007] Al-Jihad! Allah Akbar! Your role model? The Prophet (Muhammad). Your path? Jihad! Your aspiration? Death for Allah. Your movement? Hamas Your movement? Hamas Bombs are more precious than children Announcer: This music video simulates the reaction of a five year old girl to her mother's suicide terror attack. The young girl concludes: Bombs are more precious than children. Subtitles: [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) May Nov. 2007] Mommy, what are you carrying in your arms? Mother prepares bomb Mommy, what are you carrying in your arms instead of me? Mother hides bomb A toy or a present for me? Come back quickly, Mommy Girl sees news about her mother's bombing Instead of me you carried a bomb in your hands. Only now, I know what was more precious than us My love (for Muhammad) will not be (merely) words. I am following Mommy in her steps! Picks up explosives in mother's drawer My mother! My mother! Subjugation under Islam Announcer: Hamas teaches their children to see themselves as the ones who will subjugate the entire world under Islam. [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) May 11, 2007] Subtitles: We are setting with you the cornerstone For world leadership under Islamic leadership. We will win, Bush! We will win, Sharon! Ah, Sharon is dead. We will win, Olmert! We will win! We will win, Condoleezza! [Al Aqsa TV (hamas) Mar. 30, 2008] Bush: Who are you, what brings you here to my home? Child: My daddy, you killed him in the Iraq war. And mommy, you killed her with the criminal Zionists, in Lebanon. Bush, I must take my rights with the sword of Islam. Bush: I repent, just don't kill me. Where are my guards? Guards! Child: (Laughing) There are no guards, and your people surrendered, oh Bush. I'm coming with billions of children from Palestine, Iraq, children from Syria, Lebanon and Afghanistan. Bush: I will give you whatever you want. Come with me to the White House, you and your friends. Child: (Laughing) Bush, you are impure, and it won't help you to go to the White House. It turned into a big mosque for the Islamic nation and Muslims. I will kill you, Bush. It is your fate. I will kill you. (Stabbing Bush) I killed him. (US Senate, Feb 8, 2007 Clinton at press conference with Palestinian Media Watch) Hilary Clinton: It must stop the propagan
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In Budapest, a woman driver takes her car out for a drive immediately after a flood, finding herself suddenly engulfed & stuck in a huge water puddle. Trying to get out, to no avail, her car is sunk & she eventually has to get out & start swimming. Get a laugh as an old man yells at her while she rolls down the window wondering why she can't drive anymore. Totally failtastic! If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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A couple of kids are horsing around with mommy & daddy's bmw, only to lose control in the streets & tip it over like a couple of total loltards. Watch the guy who has his head sticking out of the window. Totally histerical. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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