Vertigo Films will release the movie in Spring 2009
Nicholas Winding Refn will direct the movie. His previous films include the highly controversial and acclaimed PUSHER Trilogy and Fear X with John Turroro.
BRONSON is the evolutionary journey of Mickey Peterson into Britain’s most notorious and dangerous living prisoner CHARLES BRONSON. Originally sentenced to 7 years in prison for burglary, Charles Bronson has been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. Charlie has forged an outrageous reputation through violence, hostage taking and rooft protests to become a notorious figure in the British public’s conscious.
Taking the title role of BRONSON will be Bafta nominated actor Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, WAZ, RocknRolla) who has been described by critics as one of the most promising young actors today.
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Watch this ultra fail video! A janitor cleaning an elephant cage gets stuck in a pachyderms butt accidently.
Luckily, the elephant pachyderm squeezes the man out, allowing him to breathe. Nothing like having an elephant sit
right down on your head. Too funny and epic fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
In celebration of their long history of making distinctive California wines, Mirassou Winery has partnered with Celebrity Chef Aida Mollenkamp, host of Food Network’s “Ask Aida,” to create “Taste & Toast of California,” an online cookbook pairing Mirassou’s bright, fruit-focused wines with Chef Aida’s mouth-watering recipes inspired by the Golden State.
To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/mirassou/40293/
The Angry Birds® craze continues to sweep the nation — and pets are fed up! Having shared their owners’ attention with the popular game since its release in 2009, cats and dogs are begging to take a bite out of the fun. Now they can play too. The Hartz Mountain Corporation, a leader in the pet products industry, is launching an exclusive line of Angry Birds pet toys featuring many of the wildly popular Angry Birds characters just in time for the holidays.
To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://www.multivu.com/mnr/53233-hartz-angry-birds-holiday-toys-for-pets
Vertigo Films will release the movie in Spring 2009
Nicholas Winding Refn will direct the movie. His previous films include the highly controversial and acclaimed PUSHER Trilogy and Fear X with John Turroro.
BRONSON is the evolutionary journey of Mickey Peterson into Britain’s most notorious and dangerous living prisoner CHARLES BRONSON. Originally sentenced to 7 years in prison for burglary, Charles Bronson has been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. Charlie has forged an outrageous reputation through violence, hostage taking and rooft protests to become a notorious figure in the British public’s conscious.
Taking the title role of BRONSON will be Bafta nominated actor Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, WAZ, RocknRolla) who has been described by critics as one of the most promising young actors today.
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Lyrics:
High Noon
HOOK:
Just when you thought it was safe to play outside,
here comes the new kid on his big red bike
poppin wheelies
ackin all silly,
billy, i think this kid's lookin for a fight
(wild wild west)and the noon is high
Verse1:
Please for the sake of safety remember the alias
I am the epitomy of what you think that crazy is
while you're the equivalent of pussy a mercedes gets
20 on it, call me on it, on this table(place your bets)
I am not an arguer so you should probably save your breath
you are gonna need it when you're runnin like a lazy pet
see, i told you that
next time you'll listen but there's not a next imagine that
no one takes the minutes to find out that i am a cool cat
(i second that opinion)hey,jay(what)(shut up your ass)
they will never get it so i force it like abortion
on a poor kid who's family just knows they can't afford it
to live in this society with rovers and porches
their pinto's on 10s, wheels hot as 10 torches
to some it's a sin,
to some it's life choices
truth is(dum dum)
keep your minds open
(open up wide)
and listen to the veteran
life is shorter than my attention when I'm in netherlands
blowing hella dough on hella weed and hella hashish man
i feel like this is a holloween party for candy man
(i see dead people) I see, i see dead people
it's always a big honor when i talk to real people
instead of haters, fakers, occassional pansy ass
today marks a brand new era, my people raise up your glass
in the air(air)
taste it like the bread at mass
I'm a lighter
give a fuck who is a match
they on fire
as soon as i get a chance
firefighters are like...'nope, i ain't touchin that'
i approach ever future like, what's a past?
if you ain't learn from your mistakes?
(here's a common task)
take a rake
scrape it across your face
and you'll know what it's like for hell's gates to slam on your ass
Hook)/
Calling all gleeks! Does beautiful hair make you want to sing with glee? Lea Michele, Golden Globe-nominated actress of the hit series “Glee,” is partnering with Dove Hair Care™ to inspire women everywhere to keep doing their favorite things to their hair, because reinvented Dove shampoos and conditioners take care of the damage. To celebrate, Lea will be performing an exclusive rendition of the iconic song “My Favorite Things” that will preview on TV and be available at www.dovegleeforall.com.
To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/dove/43806/
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In Budapest, a woman driver takes her car out for a drive immediately after a flood, finding herself suddenly engulfed & stuck in a huge water puddle. Trying to get out, to no avail, her car is sunk & she eventually has to get out & start swimming. Get a laugh as an old man yells at her while she rolls down the window wondering why she can't drive anymore. Totally failtastic! If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Find more 'fails' & total 'lolz' @ my blog, Fail Funnies - http://www.failfunnies.com.
B-ball for the China earthquake victims was played steet style and raised over 80,000 HKD last week in an all out exhibition match between AND1 U.S.A and local celebrities team which included Jaycee Chan. Jaycee made major cash by catching nothing but air 8 times in a row in a free throw contest. 24 Herbs, SIR JBS MC'd the game and the whole band kept the fans out of their seats during halftime. The final score didn't matter because everyone won on this night. Look for the next Streetball event -- it should not be missed.http://www.so-u.tv/playVideo.php?id=955
A beautiful young Caucasian sports groupies wildest dreams come true when she falls for a married African American pro-basketball star. But the fantasy soon ends when her affair with the athlete results in an extraordinary court battle for custody of their mixed-race son. Staring Jennifer Finnigan and Doug Savant. Premieres Sunday January 18th at 8pm ET on Lifetime Movie Network.
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Get a good laugh from a futile attempt to tow an oversized campper uphill using a very underpowered and very ailing car. When you see the smoke coming from the tires, you will notice just how jacked up the car actually was for this camping trip. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
I've created a special Christmas Greetings video for alll my friends & followers.
It features a host of crazy characters including the following:-
a moaning mop, a cheeky lorry, an excited alarm clock, an over worked saucepan, an annoyed cat, a rebellious glove puppet, a meer cat health & safety inspecor, and Sepp blatter (President of FIFA) turning into Arsr Man.
Always try to spread a lliitle humour and bring some smiles to peoples faces, especially this time of the year. Hope you enjoy the video and don't eat too much Turkey!
