This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Bob Boonah is the dude who can really \\\'soccer-it to ya !\\\'
Aside from the extremely dodgy accent & terrible yellow sweater,
the Rembrandt reference is simply class & he\\\'ll certainly change the way you think about
(or eat) tapas forever !
Cry Baby is a 1990 musical directed by John Waters. It stars Johnny Depp as 1950s teen rebel Wade Walker.
Cry-Baby (Wade Walker), a Drape, and Allison, Square, create upheaval and turmoil in their town by breaking the subculture taboos and falling in love. The movie shows what the young couple have to overcome to be together and how their actions affect the rest of the town.
Part of the film takes place at the now-closed Enchanted Forest amusement park in Ellicott City, Maryland.
Mr Momsen is just the way his name sounds: a little bit mulish, a bit old-fashioned and quite a bit frustrated. What gets to him most is all this chit-chat about the Internet. Mr Momsen has been the successful manager of his publishing house since the year dot - without ever spending even a single cent on the web. Nevertheless, there are nights when Mr Momsen awakes, gripped by fears for the future. Could it be that this whole Internet malarkey might be more exciting than he had thought? In order to find out, Mr Momsen embarks on a journey of discovery.
Making of SOMEWHERE
Present
SOMEWHERE
A Film by Emmanuel MURAT
Synopsis:
Simon is a 30 years old man, and his everyday life ticks like a clock. Nonetheless, it seems that this routine? satisfies Simon. Then, one day, a man, older than Simon is going to mess up his routine. Whom he ?
What does he want ? Is he going to take Simon off such a straight path ?
Cast :
Yvan ATTAL ???????????????..Simon
Vernon DOBTCHEFF??????????.??The man in the subway
Technical Features
Written & Directed : Emmanuel Murat
Production : Barbecue Films
Executive Producers: Cyril Cohen / Didier Victor Cohen / Emmanuel Murat
Original soundtrack : Benjamin Murat
Director of Photography : Thomas Bataille
Sound Designer: Olivier P?ria ( les Points Sonneurs )
Sound Mixer : ?ric Chevalier ( Studio Merjithur )
Editor : J?nnifer Aug?
Set Decorator : Nicolas Sire
Costume Coordinator : Carine Sarfati
Scriptgirl : Lucie Truffaut
1er assistant director : Guillaume Maurice
Technical
Sound : DTS St?r?o
Time : 13?19??
Format: 1/85
Support : 35 mm
Pellicule : Kodak
FESTIVALS SELECTIONS
Official Selection
14th International Festival Tout Ecran of Gen?ve 2005 (Switzerland)
Official Selection
14th Festival of Sarlat 2005 (France)
PRICE
Official Selection
22nd International Festival of Palavas-Les-Flots 2005 (France)
Official Selection
11th New-York / Avignon International Film Festival (USA)
Official Selection
22nd International Festival of T?h?ran 2005 (Iran)
Official Selection
2nd International Festival of shorts films in Grande R?gion 2005
(France,Luxembourg,Belgium)
Official Selection
54th International Festival of Mannheim-Heidelberg (Germany)
2005
Official Selection
22 nd Film Festival of Sainte Livrade (France) 2005
Official Selection
1 st Prague Short Film Festival (R?public Czech) 2005
Official Selection
13th Festival du Film Fantastique De G?rardmer (France) 2006
Official Selection
17th International Film Festival of Valenciennes (France) 2006
Official Selection
3rd Naoussa International Short Film and Video Festival (Grece) 2006
JURY SPECIAL PRICE
Official Selection
5th Altkirch Film Festival (France) 2006
Official Selection
34th Internation Film Festival of Nations (Austria) 2006
Official Selection
32nd International Festival of Badalona (Spain) 2006
Official Selection
10 th Los Angeles International Short Film Festival (USA 2006)
Official Selection
Circuito Off Venice International Short Film Festival VII ?dition (Italie 2006)
Official Selection
3rd European Festival of shoert films - Festival court m?trage de Rennes (France 2006)
Official Selection
20th International Film Festival of Leeds (UK 2006)
Official Selection
3rd Festival du court m?trage francophone de fiction de Bischheim (France 2006)
Official Selection
12th International Film Festival of Roma / Medfilm Fest (Italie 2006)
Official Selection
Ecu Film Festival (Paris-France 2007)
A mythical race between thirteen animals to decide who will become the twelve signs of the Japanese Zodiac is brought to life with this animated short as dragon, ox, monkey, rabbit and more battle it out to gain a place in eternity!
Ryan asks Bran if he's going trick-or-treating, but Bran has better things to do...
Sorry that we're a few days late on this Halloween-themed episode, but we really had no other time to film it. Enjoy it belatedly.
(Episode 15 - Season 2)
http://www.ryanandbran.com
Thanks to Red Alien for most of the music. Bit near the end is by Jake Kaufman (virt.vgmix.com). Door sound effects are by Corsica_S and ignotus.
So-U.TV this time brings you the story of Fox. A new born puppy contained with Parvovirus inflection when Sally Anderson first found her. Fox has been taken care by HKDR for seven months. Today Fox find new home and begin her new life. This is a heart warming moment that all animal lover don't want to miss, see it all at http://www.so-u.tv/playVideo.php?contestid=&id=3425
