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Watch this ultra fail video! A janitor cleaning an elephant cage gets stuck in a pachyderms butt accidently.
Luckily, the elephant pachyderm squeezes the man out, allowing him to breathe. Nothing like having an elephant sit
right down on your head. Too funny and epic fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Hanes has launched a new men's underwear marketing campaign starring basketball great Michael Jordan in a new television commercial that shows Hanes Lay Flat Collar undershirts will never suffer from wavy
Premium chocolate manufacturer Lindt USA today announces the launch of their new TV advertisement featuring Lindt Global Brand Ambassador and Swiss tennis star Roger Federer. The new TV spot “Airport,” created by agency of record Gotham Inc., is a humorous look into the life of Federer and the irresistible nature of Lindt’s smooth melting Lindor Truffles. Lindt is also unveiling a special partnership with the Roger Federer Foundation (RFF) that will help raise awareness and funds for the non-profit in conjunction with the Grand Slam tournament in New York.
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Lyrics:
High Noon
HOOK:
Just when you thought it was safe to play outside,
here comes the new kid on his big red bike
poppin wheelies
ackin all silly,
billy, i think this kid's lookin for a fight
(wild wild west)and the noon is high
Verse1:
Please for the sake of safety remember the alias
I am the epitomy of what you think that crazy is
while you're the equivalent of pussy a mercedes gets
20 on it, call me on it, on this table(place your bets)
I am not an arguer so you should probably save your breath
you are gonna need it when you're runnin like a lazy pet
see, i told you that
next time you'll listen but there's not a next imagine that
no one takes the minutes to find out that i am a cool cat
(i second that opinion)hey,jay(what)(shut up your ass)
they will never get it so i force it like abortion
on a poor kid who's family just knows they can't afford it
to live in this society with rovers and porches
their pinto's on 10s, wheels hot as 10 torches
to some it's a sin,
to some it's life choices
truth is(dum dum)
keep your minds open
(open up wide)
and listen to the veteran
life is shorter than my attention when I'm in netherlands
blowing hella dough on hella weed and hella hashish man
i feel like this is a holloween party for candy man
(i see dead people) I see, i see dead people
it's always a big honor when i talk to real people
instead of haters, fakers, occassional pansy ass
today marks a brand new era, my people raise up your glass
in the air(air)
taste it like the bread at mass
I'm a lighter
give a fuck who is a match
they on fire
as soon as i get a chance
firefighters are like...'nope, i ain't touchin that'
i approach ever future like, what's a past?
if you ain't learn from your mistakes?
(here's a common task)
take a rake
scrape it across your face
and you'll know what it's like for hell's gates to slam on your ass
Hook)/
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A young emo kid who cant play soccer tries to do a flip kick and fails horribly. Check out his backward flip kick and headplant from his stupid emoflip which pwnes his head and leaves him in pain. lol fail. If your still bored, check
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A new series of videos from the pages of VidLit\\\\\\\'s upcoming book , What was I Thinking?!, that wittily examines that moment in a relationship when a woman realizes, This is NOT gonna work out!. True survival stories! What was YOUR moment?
This episode:The Training Wheels Of Love, by Mimi Pond.
Dove® gave one real woman the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get a taste of what celebrities experience on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars.” Real woman Kristi Herman was selected from the nearly 1,500 women who entered the Dove® Close-Up Challenge. She received a week of professional dance training and got her skin ready for the spotlight with Dove® VisibleCare™ Body Wash, a revolutionary new line of body wash that actually gives women visibly more beautiful skin in just one week. Herman will have the ultimate spotlight moment when she shows off her new moves and beautiful skin in a Dove®-sponsored TV spot airing in a commercial break during the season finale of “Dancing with the Stars” Monday, May 23 (8:00 p.m. ET) on ABC.
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Tried and tested that Lithium ion batt is the only thing that can give life to a lonely, lifeless and poor CP. This clip proves it. This is the best clip! Two thumbs up! Vote Now!
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When trying to fix a tipped over golf cart, a kid somehow finds gets in the way and gets a golf cart to the face. Watch and cringe at this funny accident fail when these kids try to correct their golf cart crash. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Rain, Rain and More rain! That was the story of September 17-19! Races were cancelled at all the tracks we cover! There are some up to the minute news and schedule changes announced on the show.
Lewis Hamilton and his crew discuss his accident at Monza as well as his predictions for the next race in Singapore. Lewis also looks ahead and speculates that next season he’ll be going for the win – from the first race to the last.
