I didn't know Britain's wildlife had so much talent, not only can they forage for nuts and hibernate for winter and stuff, but they can play brass instruments and mime better than Britney !! Remarkable achievement, it really is !
Fat princess gets slammed in the face repeatedly as she tries to get her crown only to fall into a giant pile of mud. Check out how many times she gets punched in the face.
This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Bob Boonah is the dude who can really \\\'soccer-it to ya !\\\'
Aside from the extremely dodgy accent & terrible yellow sweater,
the Rembrandt reference is simply class & he\\\'ll certainly change the way you think about
(or eat) tapas forever !
Lady Gaga:
A Red One
Konvict
Gaga
Ive had a little bit too much(much)
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Cant find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.
Lady Gaga:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth. (mouth)
Howd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And were all gettin hosed tonight.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
[Chorus]
Colby Donis:
When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Cant believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I aint gonn give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
Ima hit it, Ima hit it and flex until the til done until tomorrow yeah.
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
Theres no reason, I know why you cant leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.
[Chorus]
Lady Gaga:
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Lady Gaga:
Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
Akon:
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Lady Gaga:
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean its been molesto,
Akon:
I got it,
Lady Gaga:
And your popped collin
[Chorus]
Lyrics (Intro) Yeah, It be R,E,H,D,O double G And I just want yall to know That this one is coming from the heart & soul So yall just understand me ya heard? Yo (Verse) Deep inside I hurt it makes me sad that when I open up my heart & soul People rip it out from inside my chest I do my best but God he made me to be Loving, caring, and understanding, compassionate to my fellow human And I can love you as if you were in my face or half way around the world Online friendships (Chorus) Im Depressed, God is this a test Im Depressed, God is this a test T,U,R,T,L,E J,B,O,N,E (Verse) God made me to be loving, caring, understanding and compassionate Even my enemies I cant hate them people say yo dont procrastinate Yo people (Chorus) Im Depressed, God is this a test Im Depressed, God is this a test (Verse) People take advantage of my kindness and they take it as a weakness Yo who really cares? How can I love so deep that it affects my life. J,B,O,N,E just need to know that youre doing okay Turtle I love you men thats from the heart youre my blood No matter what the people of the world may say its just Love (5 times)
Taylor Swift - Love Story Lyric:
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I’m standing there
On a balcony of summer air
See the lights,
See the party
the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
You say hello
Little did I know
That you were romeo you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don’t go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quite cause we’re dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Let’s keep this down for a little while
Cause you were romeo I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
And I was begging you please don’t go and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it’s real,
Don’t be afraid
We’ll make it out of looseness
It’s a love story baby just say yes, oh,
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town I said
Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don’t know what to think
He kneels to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said
Marry me Juliet you’ll never have to be alone
I love you and that’s all the reason for
I talk to your dad go pick out a white dress
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cause we were both young when I first saw you
T.I. - Swagger Like Us Lyric:
(M.I.A. Sample) Hook Repeats 2x
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
[Kanye West]
Mr. West is in the building
swagger on a hundred thousand, trillion
Ayo I know I got it first
I’m Christopher Columbus, y’all just the pilgrims
Thanksgiving do we even gotta question
Hermes Pastelle I pass the dressing
My attitude is tattooed
that means permanent so I guess i should address it, huh?
My swagger is mick jagger
every time I breathe on the track I asthma attack it
Why he’s so mad for, why he gotta habit
cuz I slaved my whole life, now I’m the master
Na-Na-Na, How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine Na-Na-Na-Na-Na
Trying to get that Kobe number, one over Jordan
(M.I.A. Sample)
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
[Jay-Z]
cheaaa
No one on the corner gotta bop like this
can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this
so I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick
You can learn how to dress just by
jocking my fresh
jocking jocking my fresh
jocking jocking my fresh
Follow my steps, it’s the road to success
where the niggas know you thoro
and the girls say yes
But I can’t teach you my swag
you can pay for school but you can’t buy class
School of hard knocks I’m a grad
and that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap,
it’s Hovaaaaa!!!
Dipping different rovers whipping with the soda
Hovaaaaa!!!
Could u even have any doubt after doubt if its over
(M.I.A. Sample)
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
[Lil Wayne]
No one on the corner has swagger like moi, Church
but I’m too clean for these boys
I require what I desire I got stripes, A-di-das
Mami scream papi no mas
Run up in your shit just me no moss
Runnin this shit like I got four thighs
none has swagger like this four gods!
When it comes to styles I got several
sharper than a swagger, dagger all metal
And my jew-elz blue and yellow
the type of shit that make em call you Carmelo
Rules as follows stay true to the ghetto
write your name on the bullet make you feel special
Haaa!!!
What the f**k you boys talking about?
I know its us cuz we the only thing you talk about
(M.I.A. Sample)
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
(and I’m done)
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
(bye!)
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
no one on the corner have swagger like us
swagger like us, swagger swagger like us
[T.I.]
yea
ha!
ya think?
thats right
You go see Weezy for the wordplay,
Jeezy for the birdplay,
Kanyeezy for di
