This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
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A party in the whirlpool is being enjoyed by everyone until a very, very surprizing ending. Get ready to laugh as you will see why when one particular female has a nature call in the middle of a party with friends. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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When some decide to use gasoline to incinerate some loose brush, it will only spell fail. Check out how these bunch of reds find out that its important to not leave a trail of fuel where you strike a match! Doh. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Intellipunks Black Bikini Alpha let loose their anthemic single London Town is Falling Down. This controversial video toys with recent issues of national security and the looming presence of Big Brother style surveillance systems. Recently championed as the best debut of the year so far by Fuse Magazine, BBAs latest endeavor is set to take the London electro punk rock scene by storm. GET ON BOARD!
She’s a pragmatic journalist, he’s a fallen demon too good for hell. Dax and Eddy are on a mission to save the world. The odds are against them as they race to prevent a catastrophe of demonic proportions with a one week deadline before all hell breaks loose. The DemonSlayers: Book 1 DemonFire Kate Douglas Book Trailer Find out more about this author here : http://www.katedouglas.com Find out more about this book http://tiny.cc/NezUX Paranormal Romance
From Megan Fox’s surprise nuptials on a beach to Vanessa Minnillo’s long-awaited engagement, many of Hollywood’s biggest names chose to celebrate their lifelong commitments this year with platinum wedding rings. Why platinum? Platinum’s durability makes it the most secure setting for diamonds and other gemstones, so celebrities can enjoy their hectic lifestyles without worrying about prongs breaking or loose stones.
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