This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
Die Show in L.A. kann dem neuen Beetle Cabrio keiner stehlen: Er ist sofort Liebling der Besucher. Optisch eine Hommage an seine Vorgänger, die auf dem US-Markt für Furore sorgten, technisch einer auf dem neuesten Stand. Auch Porsche nutzt die Bühne im Sonnenstaat Kalifornien für die Weltpremiere seines Cayman, denn hier sind stylishe Kraftpakete aus Zuffenhausen besonders gefragt. Auf Diesel-Kurs ist Audi und bedient damit die Nachfrage von Premiumkunden nach sauberen Selbstzündern. Bentley macht Motorsportfreunden mit seinem Continental GT3 schon mal Appetit auf mehr. SUVs sind bei Amerikaner noch immer stark nachgefragt; entsprechend die Toyota-Offerte mit dem neuen RAV4. Bei BMW stand die Submarke i im Mittelpunkt mit Studien für die Zukunft, und Mercedes lockt die Blicke mit einem Angebot der besonderen Art: G-like zeigt eine Studie, wie die Polizei künftig auf Verbrecherjagd gehen könnte.
Mit dem Golf GTI fing vor mehr als 30 Jahren alles an. Beim diesjährigen GTI-Treffen am Wörthersee gab es einen Ausblick in die Zukunft, wie der Ur-Vater aller sportlichen Kompakten vielleicht einmal aussehen könnte. Von echten Rennautos haben sich die Designer und Ingenieure inspirieren lassen. Heraus gekommen ist ein GTI, der schon im Stand kein Hehl daraus macht, was seine Bestimmung ist. In 3,9 Sekunden ist Tempo 100 erreicht, seine Höchstgeschwindigkeit liegt bei über 300 km/h. Möglich macht das ein Bi-Turbo V6 mit 503 PS. Auch VW Nutzfahrzeuge hat ein entsprechendes Showcar für das GTI-Treffen auf 22 Zoll-Räder gestellt. Die Basis bildet der Amarok. Passend zum bulligen Outfit arbeitet unter der Haube ein V6 TDI mit 3-Liter Hubraum und erzeugt satte 200 kW (272 PS). Der Hingucker bei den Fans war natürlich der Polo R mit dem VW erfolgreich in der Rallye-Weltmeisterschaft unterwegs ist. Für die meisten Besucher wohl die einzige Chance dem erfolgreichen Rallyeauto einmal zum Greifen nah zu sein. Die VW-Azubis haben wie in jedem Jahr auch ihre automobilen Träume Wirklichkeit werden lassen. Mit Projekten wie dem Golf GTI Cabriolet Austria bietet Volkswagen seinen besten Auszubildenden die Möglichkeit, ihr Fachwissen zu erweitern.
Calling All Astronauts release their sixth single of the Covid 19 pandemic. "Resist" (Single Version) on February 19th. Mixed by double Grammy winner Alan Branch (Nine Inch Nails, U2, Depeche Mode), Trump may have gone but the war on fascism is far from over, Resist charts the resurgence of ANTIFA as a broad spectrum of people say "enough is enough" and stand together against the rise of populism and far right politics determined that another Kristallnacht (Night of broken glass) can't be allowed to happen.
In true DIY ethics not only did the guys recorded the track themselves, they have also once again made the accompanying video, this time remaking War Of The Worlds in just 3 minutes please check it out
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Entertainer Eddie Griffin once again proves why he is the “funniest man alive” as he showcases his comedic talents in this hilarious stand-up comedy concert filmed in front of a live audience in Atlanta, GA. Griffin is best known for his starring role as the soulful secret agent in the hit film UNDERCOVER BROTHER and for his co-starring roles, along side funnyman Rob Schneider, in the DEUCE BIGALOW film franchise. In this laugh-out-loud 90-minute concert film Griffin draws on his own experiences and his edgy take on life to bring the house down with laughter! With his unique personality, keen insight and endless supply of original jokes, Griffin scores in this hilarious performance! FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN STORES NOW!
In 2012, PR Newswire saw no shortage of exciting and impactful content, captivating press releases and creative headlines; and with hundreds of press releases crossing our desks on a daily basis, some were sure to stand out and make us take notice.
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STAND-UP 360: Inside Out™; hosted by Caroline Rhea captures the unmistakable energy of a LIVE New York City comedy show in an unparalleled series of films featuring a line up of top gay comedians, from headliners to break out stars.
An exciting new concept for movie theaters, the STAND-UP 360™ film series offers major bang for the buck; it would take months of repeat visits to a variety of comedy clubs to experience the range and caliber of talent assembled for these films.
STAND-UP 360: Inside Out™
Caroline Rhea (Host)
Judy Gold
Jason Scarlatti
Rick Crom
Michele Balan
Jackie Hoffman
Frank DeCaro
Hedda Lettuce
Michael Brill
Jaffee Cohen
Jenette Sampson
Poppi Kramer
In Theaters Summer 2009!!
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