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A couple of kids are horsing around with mommy & daddy's bmw, only to lose control in the streets & tip it over like a couple of total loltards. Watch the guy who has his head sticking out of the window. Totally histerical. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Lyrics:
High Noon
HOOK:
Just when you thought it was safe to play outside,
here comes the new kid on his big red bike
poppin wheelies
ackin all silly,
billy, i think this kid's lookin for a fight
(wild wild west)and the noon is high
Verse1:
Please for the sake of safety remember the alias
I am the epitomy of what you think that crazy is
while you're the equivalent of pussy a mercedes gets
20 on it, call me on it, on this table(place your bets)
I am not an arguer so you should probably save your breath
you are gonna need it when you're runnin like a lazy pet
see, i told you that
next time you'll listen but there's not a next imagine that
no one takes the minutes to find out that i am a cool cat
(i second that opinion)hey,jay(what)(shut up your ass)
they will never get it so i force it like abortion
on a poor kid who's family just knows they can't afford it
to live in this society with rovers and porches
their pinto's on 10s, wheels hot as 10 torches
to some it's a sin,
to some it's life choices
truth is(dum dum)
keep your minds open
(open up wide)
and listen to the veteran
life is shorter than my attention when I'm in netherlands
blowing hella dough on hella weed and hella hashish man
i feel like this is a holloween party for candy man
(i see dead people) I see, i see dead people
it's always a big honor when i talk to real people
instead of haters, fakers, occassional pansy ass
today marks a brand new era, my people raise up your glass
in the air(air)
taste it like the bread at mass
I'm a lighter
give a fuck who is a match
they on fire
as soon as i get a chance
firefighters are like...'nope, i ain't touchin that'
i approach ever future like, what's a past?
if you ain't learn from your mistakes?
(here's a common task)
take a rake
scrape it across your face
and you'll know what it's like for hell's gates to slam on your ass
Hook)/
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What starts out as my brother freaking out over a game turns into the most disturbing shit I have ever seen. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Trying to do a backflip in a high school gym, a rather fat kid tries to pull one off but fails. Check out what happens when he jumps down from a platform, only to humorously crash on the ground. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Have a lol over how this lady thinks that a microphone is actually a pepper dispenser. Her failure provides a good laugh for the interviewer & also all of her dinner guests. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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When a pizza delivery guy brings a pizza pie to a delivery patron, an accident happens where he dropps the pizza all over the street pavement. Without missing a beat, the pizza delivery guy scoups up the fallen pizza, places it in a box & delivers the pie like the accident didn't even happen. Talk about getting some extra toppings on your pizza pie! Wow. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Before she became the girl you know and love, Kelly needed some help to find her style...watch as she meets her best friend Heather and finds out what all the popular girls are talking about. Thanks to The Cube at Marshalls, all of the crazy characters of Kelly's world meet up again. Watch Kelly as she desperately seeks out the answer to a very important question 'What R U guys Talking about?
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A fire breaks out during a broadcast at a radio station. Istead of putting out the inferno, the broadcaster thinks its more important to finish than it is to putting out the blaze. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
