This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
The ad depicts a man walking through a city on a series of red wires and closes with the strap line "Let your mind wander". Each wire represents a thought inspired by reading The Economist and the journey is a metaphor for the pleasure of connecting different ideas. Gradually, he climbs higher and higher as his mind elevates him.
Crowne Plaza Amsterdam Schiphol is located near Schiphol Airport. By train it will only take you 25 minutes to get to Amsterdam from Hoofddorp train station, which is within walking distance. The hotel has a restaurant and bar, a fitness area and a swimming pool. The rooms have air conditioning. Visit us: http://www.hotels.nl/schiphol/crowneplaza/
A sexy babe walking along the alley when she accidentally stepped on the banana peel. The sexy babe wanted to crush the peel when suddenly she found a wonderful acquaintance in it. More of new acquaintances you can find in www.adasport.com. Go out and meet them one by one.
http://bit.ly/SteveTheRobot Meet Steve the Robot. Steve is sad because he is made up of old technology. He is being replaced by the shiny new high definition technology of the i-Can Easy HD Freeview box. Steve is sad to be replaced by HD, but glad that he can enjoy his retirement watching more free-to-air channels, as well as the potential to add premium sport or movie channels.
Steve also hopes that if he tries really hard, one day he too could be as popular as the i-Can Easy HD. http://bit.ly/SteveTheRobot
Kohl’s Corporation (NYSE:KSS) today gathered more than 1,100 associates, families and friends together at the American Cancer Society’s Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk held in downtown Milwaukee. Associates from both the Menomonee Falls corporate headquarters and local Wisconsin and Illinois department stores laced up as part of Kohl’s three-year philanthropic partnership with the American Cancer Society. In addition to walking, Kohl’s associates and other participants formed a human pink ribbon to show their support for the fight against breast cancer.
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“One of my earliest boxing memories is sitting on the ring apron at the Repton Boxing Club watching my older brothers train. Sitting there, ringside with my Dad, I couldn't wait for it to be my turn. By the time I was old enough to start training I already knew how to hold my hands in the correct position and throw a number of combinations (my brothers had shown me how and I practiced at every opportunity!). I remember my first fight. I was 11 years old. Sitting in the dressing room, there were about 15 other young boxers getting ready too. Everyone was asking each other, who are you fighting, who are you fighting. There was this one big guy sitting in the corner wrapping his hands. Someone asked him, Hey, who are you fighting, Someone called A. Lee he said with a shrug. That's when I knew I was in for a rough night! As I stood in the corridor before my ring entrance, my stomach was in knots, to say I was nervous would've been an understatement! Walking to the ring, I looked across at my family, the whole clan had turned out to support me. I remember thinking to myself, I don't care how big this guy is I’m not losing this fight! Anyway, to cut a long story short, I won the fight and many more after that.” Visit Andy on MOLI.com
Courtesy of www.andyleeboxing.com
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