This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Ryan asks Bran if he's going trick-or-treating, but Bran has better things to do...
Sorry that we're a few days late on this Halloween-themed episode, but we really had no other time to film it. Enjoy it belatedly.
(Episode 15 - Season 2)
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Thanks to Red Alien for most of the music. Bit near the end is by Jake Kaufman (virt.vgmix.com). Door sound effects are by Corsica_S and ignotus.
Taylor Swift - Love Story Lyric:
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I’m standing there
On a balcony of summer air
See the lights,
See the party
the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
You say hello
Little did I know
That you were romeo you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don’t go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quite cause we’re dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Let’s keep this down for a little while
Cause you were romeo I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
And I was begging you please don’t go and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it’s real,
Don’t be afraid
We’ll make it out of looseness
It’s a love story baby just say yes, oh,
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town I said
Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don’t know what to think
He kneels to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said
Marry me Juliet you’ll never have to be alone
I love you and that’s all the reason for
I talk to your dad go pick out a white dress
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cause we were both young when I first saw you
“I think one of the biggest problems with the veterans coming back – myself included – is that you’re so used to that institutionalized way of life,” says Brock Horner, 25, a US Army veteran who served 15 months in Afghanistan with Chosen Company, 2nd Battalion Airborne, 503rd Infantry in Kabul Province. “You always have things set in stone and always have a set schedule that someone else makes for you. When you come home, a switch is turned off, and you don’t have that anymore. You have to do it all yourself, so it’s completely different and overwhelming.”
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Chris Brown featuring Keri Hilson - Superhuman Lyric :-
Weak
I have been crying and crying for weeks
How'd I survive when I could barely speak
Barely eat, on my knees
But that's the moment you came to me
I don't know what your love has done to me
Think I'm invincible
I see through the me I used to be
You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all superhuman you did that to me (ohh)
A superhuman heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
I feel so superhuman (superhuman)
I feel so superhuman (superhuman)
Strong
Since I've been flying and righting the wrongs
Feels almost like I had it all along
I can see tomorrow
For every problem is gone because
I flew everywhere with love inside of me
It's unbelievable to see
How love can set me free
You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love (to me, oh oh)
I'm feeling all superhuman you did that to me
A superhuman heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
I feel so superhuman (superhuman)
I feel so superhuman
It's not a bird, not a plane
It's my heart and it's going gone away
My only weakness is you
Only reason is you
Every minute with you I feel like I can do anything
Going going, I'm gone away in love
You changed my whole life (oh)
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all superhuman you did that to me
A superhuman heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman
Britney Spears - Womanizer Lyric:-
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue whatcha doing
You can play brand new, to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin more than just a re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin like a good one, but I call em like i see em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Daddy-o
You've got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me you're the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say you're playin how you want it, but no way I'm never gonna fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are ,are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good
And maybe I could be your girl
But I can't so we don't
You
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I got you crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
Joshua Radin - I'd Rather Be With You Lyric:
Sitting here, on this lonely dock
Watch the rain play on the ocean top
All the things I feel I need to say
I can't explain in any other way
I need to be bold
Need to jump in the cold water
Need to grow older with a girl like you
Finally see you are naturally
The one to make it so easy
When you show me the truth
Yeah, I'd rather be with you
Say you want the same thing too
Now here's the sun, come to dry the rain
Warm my shoulders and relieve my pain
You're the one thing that I'm missing here
With you beside me I no longer fear
I need to be bold
Need to jump in the cold water
Need to grow older with a girl like you
Finally see you are naturally
The one to make it so easy
When you show me the truth
Yeah, I'd rather be with you
Say you want the same thing too
I could have saved so much time for us
Had I seen the way to get to where I am today
You waited on me for so long
So now, listen to me say:
I need to be bold
Need to jump in the cold water
Need to grow older with a girl like you
Finally see you are naturally
The one to make it so easy
When you show me the truth
Yeah, I'd rather be with you
Say you want the same thing too
Say you feel the way I do
Wallace & Gromit's World Of Invention. Wallace & Gromit are back with their World of Invention and they need your help to put their inventions right. The bonkers twosome need some inspiration and want you to get involved.
Gromit can't get Wallace's wake-up machine to work, and has put Wallace in a dress. Do you think you could design a better machine to wake up Walllace? Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/wallaceandgromit to enter and you could have you, or your winning contraption, re-created into clay and appear in an animated production from the creators of Wallace and Gromit.you could have your design featured in the show.
Johnson & Johnson today announced the launch of Every Mother, Every Child, a comprehensive, five-year, private-sector effort to improve the health of women and children in developing countries. The initiative supports the United Nations’ April 2010 call for a renewed effort to achieve the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) of reducing mortality in women and children by 2015.
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If you're planning a summer vacation, you could do worse than following in the footsteps of an American President. Vacations are front and center these days with the summer travel season just around the corner and news of President and First Lady Obama's weekend getaway to Asheville in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
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What do Channelview, TX; Costa Mesa, CA; and Rio, WI have in common? They’re home to the winners of teen retailer Aéropostale’s 2010 Real Teens Campaign, a nationwide online search for teenagers held earlier this year. “These eight remarkable young men and women define what it means to be a real teen,” says Scott Birnbaum, Senior Vice President of Marketing, Aéropostale, Inc. “They exude compassion and integrity while making a difference in their communities, all in unique ways. Aéropostale is excited to celebrate them and give them this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
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Carol Platt was caught in the middle of the economic downturn with no backup plan. Searching for a stable job in an unstable economy proved to be difficult without a college degree. Her work history and past successes were overlooked. It had always been a dream of hers to complete her degree; after a failed first attempt, she was unsure of her ability to follow through. She began researching online education options and felt that Kaplan University stood out; she decided to complete her college degree online. Carol enrolled in Kaplan University’s School of Business and Management and earned her bachelor’s degree online, focusing on business with an emphasis in human resources.
The adult continuing education program at Kaplan University is designed for working professionals who seek to further their career or, like Carol, want to earn their university degree online.* Students can complete assignments on a schedule that fits their lives. It’s this type of flexibility that helps prepare Kaplan University online students for success. Even if you already have an established career, it’s never too late to consider online business school to further your knowledge and update your skills. Increase your marketability with one of Kaplan University’s online bachelor degree programs without taking time off of work to attend class.
* Kaplan University's programs are designed to prepare graduates to pursue employment in their field of study, or in related fields. However, the University does not guarantee that graduates will be placed in any particular job, eligible for job advancement opportunities, or employed at all. Additional training or certification may be required.
“I grew up in Graham, North Carolina. My parents both worked for the textile mills, both had fourth grade educations and my mom always wanted me to get an education. When I graduated from high school it was my dream to go to college. I failed the first class of my life which was my chemistry class. I was just overwhelmed so I left after about a year and half, got a job and kept trying to go back to school. For me it was personally devastating. It really bothered me. I felt like I was failing. I had one shot and I blew it.
When Jenna left for boarding school I couldn’t even open the door and go in the room and I was almost 52. All of that coincided with the downturn of the market. I had almost $6 million dollars in contracts waiting to close and they all fell through—every single one of them. I thought, ‘now what? I don’t have a degree, there are no jobs.’ It doesn’t matter what I had done or how much success I had, the requirements are to have a degree. Not only that, I had to walk back in the door competing with people half my age and many of them had MBAs.
It was just a matter of figuring out how to do it—so that’s when I started to check into what were the institutions, what was the cost, how were they respected. Kaplan [University] had a degree in business with a specialty in human resources. As I started narrowing the options down, it made it into about the final three. I took those three finalists to my traditional education friends and I said, ‘I want to know what the most respected online degree would be if someone was coming into your office looking for a job.’
The IT Dean, the Computer Science Dean, felt like Kaplan [University] had the best online delivery program that was out there. The Academic Dean’s advice was that this is a respected degree that you’re not going to have people questioning whether you were competent when you came out. Everything that you take there will be accepted if you go on to a master’s [program] anywhere so that was a very good recommendation. When I sat down at graduation, 31 years later, and I’m looking up at the podium and it says, ‘Kaplan University: a Different School of Thought’ that was probably more me because I do think a little differently. I’m willing to work on things that innovate and I think that’s more of an opportunity for me and many students like me.~N