This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Does the test of the Ten Commandments really stand today? When the Lord Jesus Christ said to love God, and to love thy neighbour, was He not in fact summarising the first four & last six of the Ten Commandments? Jesus is and always has been of the Father Almighty - and His Law is of the Father\\\'s Law. Anything else does not come from Scripture and is of the tradition of man. A must see video for all!
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
I used to think women who looked past my flaws were really cool women with brains, one of Los Angeles-based graphic artist Donny Miller's pictures broadcasts. Now I think they're just desperate. And so establishes his tone. Miller's bright, pop illustrations, often of smiling men and women, belie other bon mots like You are beautiful in every single way, except maybe one or two, Let's tell each other our darkest secrets. Later, when things go bad, we can use them against each other, and We think so much alike. Although, I have no idea what you're thinking. His hip wryness earned him a reputation and he parlayed his personal aesthetic into designing logos for companies like Vans, Paul Frank, and Toy Machine. This year, Miller's work was collected into his first book, Beautiful People With Beautiful Feelings (Abrams, 2006). To celebrate the release, Miller embarked on a book tour that concluded with a stop in New York City. During the day, he did radio spots, improv stand-up comedy, a gallery show, and canoed through Central Park to end world ignorance. At night, he stayed in a cramped 104-degree storefront on the Lower East Side donated by American Apparel with a custom-made red neon light that buzzed Live Animal.
Visit Donny at MOLI.com
Volcanic Action host for Luxuria Music and Los Angeles native Domenic Priore has 20 years of experience in TV and film production. In college, he began his career by producing his own public access TV show, It's Happening!, a tribute to 1960's dance shows like Shindig! and Ready, Steady, Go!
Priore has worked as a writer and producer for Paramount Television, and has served as a source, fact checker, commentator, writer and/or director for several subsequent projects (including Rock 'n' Roll for PBS in 1995). Currently, he is developing a long-form documentary about Hollywood's famed Sunset Strip. Domenic is also an accomplished writer specializing in pop culture and music. He is the author of Beatsville (Outre Gallery Press), Smile: The Story of Brian Wilson's Lost Masterpiece (Sanctuary Publishing) and Riot on Sunset Strip: Rock 'n' Roll's Last Stand in Hollywood (Backbeat UK/Jawbone, June 2007).
He was the primary writer on the AMC documentaries Hollywood Rocks the Movies: The Early Years (hosted by Ringo Starr) and Hollywood Rocks the Movies: The 1970s (hosted by David Bowie). Courtesy of Domenic Priore on MOLI.com
Entertainer Eddie Griffin once again proves why he is the “funniest man alive” as he showcases his comedic talents in this hilarious stand-up comedy concert filmed in front of a live audience in Atlanta, GA. Griffin is best known for his starring role as the soulful secret agent in the hit film UNDERCOVER BROTHER and for his co-starring roles, along side funnyman Rob Schneider, in the DEUCE BIGALOW film franchise. In this laugh-out-loud 90-minute concert film Griffin draws on his own experiences and his edgy take on life to bring the house down with laughter! With his unique personality, keen insight and endless supply of original jokes, Griffin scores in this hilarious performance! FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN STORES NOW!
Cafe Deco, a unique restaurant located in The Peak Galleria, is the ideal destination for a fine dining experience. With sheer glass from floor to ceiling and an incredible view of The Peak, Cafe Deco is a landmark in Hong Kong. The restaurant s massive windows are all that stand between the diner and one of the world s most spectacular sights Hong Kong s world famous skyline and busy harbour. www.SO U.TV
