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The less the chance to empty it, the greater the rate at which the bladder fills.
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I give cash rebates for multiple orgasms.
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The human race needs constant supervision.
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True love does not an unannounced urine test require.
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A friend in need is a fiend indeed.
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An optimist sees the glass half full; a pessimist sees only a remote chance that a carjacker will return his car with a full tank of gas.
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Me & my love
Added: 6170 days ago by
Oypa7
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When properly compacted, an amazing number of repressed feelings can be successfully stored in the average-sized subconscious.
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The less the chance of salvation, the greater the need to root for a snowball in hell.
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I caught the void fondling the abyss.
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There is some question as to the deterrent effect of eternal damnation.
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I refuse to drink with a crumbling civilization.
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