This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
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Lady Gaga:
A Red One
Konvict
Gaga
Ive had a little bit too much(much)
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Cant find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.
Lady Gaga:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth. (mouth)
Howd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And were all gettin hosed tonight.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
[Chorus]
Colby Donis:
When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Cant believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I aint gonn give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
Ima hit it, Ima hit it and flex until the til done until tomorrow yeah.
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
Theres no reason, I know why you cant leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.
[Chorus]
Lady Gaga:
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Lady Gaga:
Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
Akon:
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Lady Gaga:
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean its been molesto,
Akon:
I got it,
Lady Gaga:
And your popped collin
[Chorus]
