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I have requested an additional fifteen minutes of fame to apologize for my first 15 minutes of fame
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Don\'t do the crime if you can\'t do the community service.
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The validity of my urine test is in question, pending the outcome of my urine tester's urine test
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Due to the unrelenting and irrevocable nature of man's inhumanity to man, all new construction on the evolutionary curve is hereby suspended pending further notice.
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I favor expansion of search and seizure laws to protect information inadvertently gained through cat-scans.
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I refuse to drink with a crumbling civilization.
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There is some question as to the deterrent effect of eternal damnation.
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I caught the void fondling the abyss.
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The less the chance of salvation, the greater the need to root for a snowball in hell.
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When properly compacted, an amazing number of repressed feelings can be successfully stored in the average-sized subconscious.
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An optimist sees the glass half full; a pessimist sees only a remote chance that a carjacker will return his car with a full tank of gas.
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A friend in need is a fiend indeed.
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