This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn't get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You'll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That's all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you'll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You'll get laid, yeah that's a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you'll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It's easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you're your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You're filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley's life!
